February 2012
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
thatfunnyblog:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I...
– John Cheever (via floralnymph)
Mom: Is your ghost show over?
Me: CASTIEL
Best friend: We should go to the movies-
Me: CASTIEL
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: CASTIEL
Doctor: You have a very serious condition-
Me: CASTIEL
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what