January 2012
“G I don’t know if this is weird, but every now and again on set they’ll serve...”
– Jared Padalecki, Supernatural Magazine (via imkirby)
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say porn
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
*Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
theotherausten:
REBLOG ALWAYS!
wenbys:
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS...
Dear Pottermore,
What the hell? Pottermore was supposed to open to the general public in October. What happened? Because it is now January and I am still not at Hogwarts.
Get your shit together.
Love, Erin
I need to finish Little Women so I can reread...
I need my regular dose of Jane Austen.
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
shawnisabeast replied to your post: I. Am not. Okay. Holy shit, it hurts so bad. I…
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Thanks, darling.
I. Am not. Okay.
Holy shit, it hurts so bad. I want to cry.
I’m having trouble breathing.
Five sentences until I can sleep.
Am I writing them?
Nope.
I’m on tumblr.
Why is Tumblr telling me to uninstall Missing e?...
Help me, please. I am not smart.
December 2011
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via sarahthevampyrslyr)
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“TLC should stand for “Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.”
– Natasha Leggero (via emilydonne)
Adele is my spirit animal.